Pathan Jokes

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2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar 

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han

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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....

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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han

to 3 pathan kehta ha

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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D

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Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di,,, 

Kyun Ke Usne Sirf Itna Kaha Tha Ke 

Mein Apni Zindagi,, 

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"Shan" Aur "Shoukat" Ke Sath Guzarna Chahti Hon..!! =P

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2 pathan Bhai Exam hall me..

Teacher:Tum D0no Ne Apne Father

Ka Naam Different Q Likha?

Pathan:Tm phir bolta k hm ne Naqal

ki hy hamary pas dimagh hy madam..

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Pathan-hum raat ko sapna dekha ki hum

 Katrina ke sath Beach pe uski zulfe swar rha tha 

par fir achanak kahin se barish hone laga

Man-Bewakoof,tum kutte ke sath so rhe the 

aur usne susu kar diya tha

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Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.

Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

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Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar 
so raha tha: 

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla. 
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko 
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.
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