Sardar Jokes

Sardar and Police man

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. 
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! 
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? 
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun. 

Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye? 
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye 

Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya . 
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge! 
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai? 

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical: 
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? 
Sardar: I don't know. 
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name? 
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name 
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