Sardar Jokes

................................................................................................... Sardar ki ABC Banta class mein - Madam maine "abc" yaad karli.. Madam -ok, to sunao.. Banta - a b c d e f g h i j k l e m n o p q r s t u v w x y z. Madam - Arre aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple Banta - OK madam…. A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chhota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for hazar apple I for itney saare apple? J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple K for kaise nahi khaayenge apple L for lena padhega tumko apple M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple N for naa nahi kehte kyun ki yeh hai apple O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple P for peth bhar khaao apple Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple R for roz agar khaao tum apple S for sehetmand rahoge khaaoge agar tum apple T for tumko nahi milenge itne achche apple U for udhaar ki nahi hai yeh apple V for very tasty hai yeh apple W for waste na karo time aur khaa lo jaldi se apple X for X'mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple Y for yun na chehra phero dekh ke apple Z for zaraa sa aur khaalo apple

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Sardar found bomb
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile...
1st Sardar: Chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: Agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha.

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Jaan pe khelkar bachaya
Sardar ne jalte hue makan se 6 logo ko apni jaan pe khelkar bahar nikala.
Fir bhi usko jail ho gayi
Kyun...
Kyun...ki vo sab firebrigade wale the.

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Mehman Ke Liye
Mummy: Beta jao ghar pe mehman aaye hue hain kuchh leke aao.
Santa (again at his best) bahar gaaaya aur taxi lekar ayaa...

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Tipu's skeleton
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

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